Today I'm going to talk about being thankful for Men, lol. I'm thankful that they are what they are and very rarely bother with anything like pretenses. Men are so much less complicated than women. Why, you ask? Well let me tell you:
1. On a recent shopping excursion with a male friend of mine I've discovered that shopping with a man is so much easier than shopping with a woman... they don't even try on their clothes before they buy them?!?!?! If it says on the label that the pants are the right size they throw em in the cart. I went Christmas shopping with a female friend a couple of days after that and she spent TWO HOURS trying on every pair of pants in the entire store.
2. Although some men are primpers and can spend forever getting ready to go out, even the most fashion conscious male out there cannot hold a candle to a high maintenance female. I had a friend in high school who would get up at 5:00am to start getting ready for school. She would shower, dry her hair, straighten her hair and then curl her hair... WTF? Why did you straighten it if you were just going to curl it again? She says you get a prettier curl that way... I say to hell with that I'm sleeping in until the last possible moment.
3. The last thing I will say in my Ode to men is that they understand the finer points of going to the movies. I would rather go to the movies with five men than one woman. Why? We women find it necessary to talk and analyse the whole damn movie WHILE IT'S STILL PLAYING. A guy (or at least the guys I know) will sit there and not say a word until the whole thing is over.
Now this is not to say that I don't like having female friends... they come in real handy when you need someone to bitch to about something that happened or to talk about anything for that matter... but that's something I can be thankful for another day.
Merry Christmas everyone. Hope you're starting to get into the spirit of things.
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